its-elementary-my-dear-friend:
the story of a man who starts and ends alone.
punching me in the face would have hurt less than this
the transition took away my happiness
(Source: theongrayjoy)
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(Source: br3akfastclub)
Dan had been staying in the hospital for a while now and you went over to visit him everyday. He seemed to be recovering great, but you knew Dan, he would never want to worry you about a thing so he kept the situation hidden and always had a huge smile on his face when he saw you, even though it killed for him to breathe.
that last line killed me Jesus fucking Christ
No no no no no ;_;
(Source: danlhowell)
mmm shoot gurl werk it
(Source: synchronized-smoking)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(Source: greelin)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
hot guy at target bagging my bra
little does he know he’s about to become tumblr famous…
I wonder if he is still bagging bras today
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING
I thought only Phil did that haha cutie
BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY
(Source: 0wlbedamned)
I will let you know if I discover anything.
(Source: dissipate0revaporate)
Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.
This is actually really sad.
(Source: weasleyismygingerhairedking)
